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I don’t think the nudity is gratuitous, because we’re all paying for HBO, right?

… Right?

Protip for GRRM: you can write faster if you stop worrying about continuity and just blame all plot holes on a wizard.

AND THE WIZARD IS SAM.

SPOILER ~ Arya/ACOK

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Call me a racist but when I found out Mycah was white and not a talking dog, his death wasn’t as sad.

GRRM can kill Jon Snow for all I care, but if he touches one hair on Dolorous Edd’s beautifully lachrymose head, I’m done with ASOIAF.

(Mod - thinking about it, though, shouldn’t his nickname be spelled “Dolourous”?)

Theon? More like Theshlong, amirite?

Iain Glen has this detached, almost aristocratic way of speaking, and I realized he’d make a perfect narrator for a nature documentary. Which, come to think, is exactly what the Dothraki scenes are.

I think Ros is an underrated, over-hated character. She shows psychological richness in just a couple handful of scenes. Also, her boobs.