Gods, I felt sorry for Ser Dontos even before he pissed off Joffrey — he’s going up against a properly armed and properly armored knight with just a breast plate, a miner’s hat, and a pike. Also? Fat.
GRRM can kill Jon Snow for all I care, but if he touches one hair on Dolorous Edd’s beautifully lachrymose head, I’m done with ASOIAF.
(Mod - thinking about it, though, shouldn’t his nickname be spelled “Dolourous”?)
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I guess that makes him a PC, then.
EDIT: Hay guyz! I have made the picture better.
